the past week has been something of an intra-kara competition to see how sloppy i can get. last thursday i gave not one but two really long lap dances while my sorta-bf was sleeping in my bed one house away, then proceeded to chug yukon jack from the bottle while shouting “YUKON!” in between each sip (In the Whiskey Collective diary, I described the experience as “pre-abortion”?). not to be outdone on friday, i crashed a house party and commandeered someone’s bed, leaving the party at 8am without meeting the owner. last night i let my friends stab my arm to try to make a tattoo, until we realized making a tattoo was going to take awhile and now i have something that resembles infected heroin scars a la requiem for a dream.