December 2011
73 posts
People who piss me off
vilecreature:
people who walk really slowly infront of me
pro ana twats
people who are insensitive jerks
my friends
my family
teachers
my colleagues
people who think they’re the absolute shit
people who don’t know the difference between your & you’re they,they’re & their, of & off, lose & loose.
EVERYONE.
Colour Scheme Designing →
raeii:
This site can help you make really good colour schemes and help find complements and contrasting colours in [mostly] a jiffy!
sexyandtoothless:
Bender is a Hipster
He hated Zoidberg before it was cool.
I hadn’t watched the episode where Dr. Z ate the Earth flag in a while… When Bender said it, I chuckled.
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
eeriegillespie:
If it’s true, you’ll say it proudly, because you’re still here.
I was bullied.
I was bullied relentlessly through most of my middle schoold and high school years.
I was physically assaulted on a regular basis (minor things like having soda cans thrown at my head, to getting my head slammed in a locker and then getting my Achilles tendon cut), sexually assaulted, and /constantly/ verbally assaulted.
And of course, there was all the ‘wordless’ bullying. The...
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Bring it on.
I am a horrible person.
Making my squeamish gay person watch horrible HORRIBLE shock videos. Like 1priest1nun. The condition is that I buy them food afterwards.
/unpopular opinions/
I don’t like Homestuck. I can not stand the Kardashians and everyone like them; they’re a waste of existence. I don’t enjoy holidays. I think Family Guy stupid.
beautifulgorgyyous started following you
I read Bram Stoker’s Dracula, along with Little Women, when I was in third grade.
I almost failed Senior English when I was on high school.
How does that even work?
I am struggling with my muse.
I really want to work out a story, written w/ illustrations or a full-fledged webcomic, for some of my characters. I can’t seem to get the story to come out properly though.
Maybe I should find someone to collaborate with?
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I realized that no matter how much I "like"...
Because I don’t know how to love myself or be with someone who loves me. I don’t know how to be in a relationship.
Virgignity 2.0 ???
I don’t know what it’s like to enjoy sex. I’ve never been swept up in throws(sp?) of it? The act has never been a pleasant thing for me… Actually it’s never even been distracting.
Every time I have partaken in those carnal urges, I’ve been overwhelmed with how nonphenominal it feels and how disgusted I was with myself/my partner/all of it. I’d be left...
The Big Gay Musical made me cry.
I have /never/ cried at a movie before…but that last musical number hit and I found myself sobbing like an idiot.
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Paint Ducks and Retire
toasterb0t:
I hate how every job I’ve ever had during orentation has been like “We’re a very open and acceptable work enviroment. We are zero discrimination, we accept people of all races, religions, background, ages, gen-HOLY FUCK IS THAT METAL IN YOUR FACE? TAKE IT OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.” Like, I get it, you think people with piercings will put off customers, but come on, guys, you have...
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Am I the only one who was fucking terrified of...
Seriously. He has always creeped me out to a ridiculous extent.
There is something just…. wrong about him.
ryguy1211 & bombs-hell started following you
I love all my loyal followers~ *shot*
Women
I seriously don’t get them some times.
…like why, for fuck’s sake, they feel the need to use public restrooms as if it were a team effort, and then dillydick around in said public restroom and chitchat and try on eachother’s/their new makeup.
It’s a restroom. Pee and leave.
Otherwise you end up with people who are bathroom-shy who will end up sitting the stall just...
Suddenly, inexplicably depressed.
TROO LAV. A YAOI FANCITION
Uke: /OBLIGATORY UKE RESISTENCE
Seme: /OBLIGATORY SEME RAPE
Uke: \UKE FAIS
Seme: /INTENSE SEME STARE /BISHIE
Uke: B-BUT SEME-SAN..YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
Seme: NO KAWAIIUKEDESUCHAN YOU ARE WRONG
Seme: I LOVE YOU
Seme: I RAPED YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY I LOVE YOU
Uke: TH-THAT'S TRUE..BUT..
Uke: /AVERTS GAZE TEARFULLY, UNCERTAIN
Seme: /FORCEFULL KISS
Uke: /BIG, FAT UKEY BLOBS OF TEARS ROLLED DOWN
Seme: /I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE?! /LE SEME PASSION OVERFLOWS
Uke: /PLEASE BE ROUGH EVEN IF I SEEM DELICATE AND INNOCENT I'M ACTUALLY NOT
Uke: /MORE TEARS PLZ
Seme: /BONDAGE?!
Uke: OH, N-NO../CONSTIPATED UKE FACE HERE
Seme: PFFFF
Seme: /IGNORES BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU WILL LIKE IT IN THE END
Uke: /I WON'T
Uke: /I SWEAR
Uke: /..I'LL ACT LIKE I DON'T?
Seme: /I AM SEME THEREFORE I IGNORE YOUR DESIRES
Uke: /WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF
Seme: /LET ME FUQ U
Uke: /B-B-BUT....
Seme: /THAT ONE SWEET MOMENT WHERE THE SEME EMBRACES THE UKE AND THEN
Seme: EVERYTHING IS OK SEXUALLY
Uke: /EVERYTHING SEXUAL IS SENSUAL
Uke: /EMBRACES BACK AND REALIZES THAT THIS IS WHERE THE UKE SHOULD BE
Seme: /ENGAGES IN PASSIONATE SEX
Uke: /MOANZ ALL NIGHT
Seme: /THIS MEANS WE'RE IN LOVE RIGHT
Uke: /WELL DUH
Seme: /MANRY GRUNTS
Uke: /WEEPY NOISES
Uke: /Y CANT HAS BONDAGE I'LL ACTT LIKE I HATE IT I SWEAR
Seme: /BONDS
Uke: /UKIEST NOISES YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR SEME EXISTENCE
Seme: /LIKES THESE GIRLY MOANS APPARENTLY
Uke: /IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE ACTUALLY
Seme: /THAT'S OK, I AM THRUSTING VIOLENTLY AND SOMEHOW NOT INJURING YOU
Uke: /NOTE THE FACT THAT YOUR DICK IS WILDLY LARGE TOO
Uke: /WHIMPERS @ THE INTENSE PAIN AND GRASPS THE BED SHEETS
Seme: /NOTICES YOU ARE SOMEHOW NOT BLEEDING AND ARE COMPLETELY ENJOYING THIS EVEN THOUGH IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME
Uke: /IN FACT, I AM NOT ONLY ENJOYING IT, I'M ASKING YOU TO THRUST HARDER
Seme: /DOES SO
Uke: /BITES ON BED SHEETS
Seme: /KEEPS THRUSTING BECAUSE SEMES NEVER GASM FIRST
Uke: /OH RIGHT
Uke: /GASMS ALL OVER THE PLACE
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE YOU, DOESN'T LOOK EXHAUSTED AT ALL
Uke: /WHILE ON THE OTHER HAND, IS WORN OUT AND STILL SOBBING
Seme: /MAKES OUT WITH TO CALM DOWN
Uke: /YEAH BECAUSE I REALLY NEED LESS AIR RIGHT NOW
Uke: /MAKES OUT WITH, STILL SUBMISSIVE AS FUCK
Seme: /OOPS TIME FOR ROUND 2
Uke: /UP FOR DAT, LET'S TRY IT AGAINST THE WALL
Seme: /SHOVES AGAINST WALL, DOES FROM BEHIND
Uke: B-B-BUT I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE.../GLANCES OVER SHOULDER WEEPINGLY
Seme: .....U-UKE..... /THIS IS A REALLY MOVING MOMENT /KISSES SWEETLY AND DOES FROM THE FRONT
Uke: /IS THE HAPPIEST UKE ON THE PLANET
Uke: /CRIES WHILE BEING SCREWED TO EMPHASIZE THIS
Seme: /FINDS THIS CUTE AND APPEALING IN A PARTNER
Seme: /IS IN RABBU
Uke: /MORE IN RABBU AND CLINGS TO THE PAIN-INFLICTING PARTNER DESU
Uke: /IS UNKNOWINGLY A MASOCHIST ASWELL
Seme: /AREN'T ALL UKES?
Uke: O-OH..SEME-SAN. /GASMS ONCE MORE
Uke: /UKES? MASOCHISTS? NAHH
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE AGAIN
Seme: /YOU'RE SO CUTE
Seme: /WITH ALL THOSE TEARS
Seme: /AND SNOTTY RUNNY NOSE
Uke: /YOU FORGOT MY BLUSHY FACE AND 12 YEAR OLD BODY
Seme: /THAT TOO
Seme: /BUT THAT'S A GIVEN
Seme: /PLUS YOUR GIANT ASS EYES
Uke: /AND TINY DICK
Seme: /YOUR TINY DICK IS SO CUTE DUH
Seme: /IT'S WHAT ALL GAY MEN WANT IN A PARTNER
Watching Ghost Hunters in my underwear and...
Also, putting of getting ready for work until the last minute.
Why? Because reasons.
