how not to flirt (part ii)

“how did you get so cute?”

(what?)

“i mean, like, you just have such a cute energy.”

(…what?)

“i will buy your biscuit clutch for $3.75.”

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how not to flirt (part i)

“is that a biscuit clutch?”

(are you performing gayness or…?)

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life plans

  1. marry into a country that has free healthcare. in order of preference: england, the netherlands, finland. bonus! countries with comprehensive welfare
  2. get shit done and stop trippin
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Little Joy - “No One’s Better Sake”

Nothing new, just something nice. Lay in a hammock and sip French 75s to this.

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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

thingsidontunderstandand:

  • The internet’s recent fetishizing of cupcakes. Man up and slice a real cake. You don’t need to peel off its clothes (wrapper) and hold the whole thing in your hand.
  • More concisely, via a conversation with MeaghanO: ”Cupcakes are the least sexy baked good.”
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hello

hello

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(via thepublics)

(via thepublics)

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Elvis Costello playing a free show at Amoeba next Monday

At noon. If you’re in San Francisco, you should probs (try to) go.
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choose your own adventure

Debt of about fourty thousand or graduating on time?
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Let There Be Life (via sundholmdesign)

Let There Be Life (via sundholmdesign)

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Phases (sundholmdesign)

Phases (sundholmdesign)

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Hella cheesin’

Hella cheesin’

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neverneverland:
Marcel van der Vlugt, What I like: coffee & jam

neverneverland:

Marcel van der Vlugt, What I like: coffee & jam


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(925): I just learned what projectile vomiting means.

(510): OMG OMG OMG EW EW EW LOL

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