how not to flirt (part ii)
“how did you get so cute?”
(what?)
“i mean, like, you just have such a cute energy.”
(…what?)
“i will buy your biscuit clutch for $3.75.”
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how not to flirt (part i)
“is that a biscuit clutch?”
(are you performing gayness or…?)
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life plans
- marry into a country that has free healthcare. in order of preference: england, the netherlands, finland. bonus! countries with comprehensive welfare
- get shit done and stop trippin
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Little Joy - “No One’s Better Sake”
Nothing new, just something nice. Lay in a hammock and sip French 75s to this.
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- The internet’s recent fetishizing of cupcakes. Man up and slice a real cake. You don’t need to peel off its clothes (wrapper) and hold the whole thing in your hand.
- More concisely, via a conversation with MeaghanO: ”Cupcakes are the least sexy baked good.”
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- Reblog from thingsidontunderstandand
Elvis Costello playing a free show at Amoeba next Monday
At noon. If you’re in San Francisco, you should probs (try to) go.
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It's Better To Drink Beer After Exercise Than Water | Cleveland Leader
Researchers at Granada University in Spain have come across a discovery that will undoubtedly please athletes and sports enthusiasts - a pint of beer post-workout or match is better at rehydrating the human body than water.
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Marcel van der Vlugt, What I like: coffee & jam
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- Reblog from neverneverland
(925): I just learned what projectile vomiting means.
(510): OMG OMG OMG EW EW EW LOL
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